2019 Regular Season

  • The 2019 Draft saw Brock pick 1st overall for the first time in franchise history

  • The Sneaky Greek qualified for the postseason with a 5-8 regular season record, far and away the worst record by a playoff qualifier outside of the absolute disaster that was 2012

Final Regular Season Standings

In an amazing turn of events, the Sneaky Greek finished the regular season at 5-8 and somehow qualified for the postseason due to epic failure on the part of the rest of the league. Only one team, Commissioner Stalin, managed double-digit wins, and the Ganja Farmers locked up the East Division crown with an 8-5 record. The Kosher Nostra, Q, and Coach Rubs each had winning records to qualify for the postseason and leave it up to a tiebreaker between the final 5 teams for the last wild card spot. Fun fact: the last place team during the regular season (The Toll Booth) had the same record as the 6th seed in the playoffs (The Sneaky Greek). Points matter SO SET LINEUPS EVERY WEEK YOU CLOWNS

The Sneaky Greek came out on top of the 5-way tiebreaker due to having the most points scored during the regular season out of the five. Q put up the most points during the season despite not winning the divisional title, and it looked as if only Coach Rubs or the Ganja Farmers would be able to catch up. The five-team tiebreaker for the final wild card spot is definitely the most absurd playoff seeding finish the league has ever had.

2019 FINAL ROSTERS