Member Since 2015
Chicago, Illinois, Maybe
Championships: 1 (2021)
Championship Game Appearances: 1 (2021)
Division Titles: 1 (2021)
Semi-Final Appearances: 4 (2015, 2016, 2021, 2022)
Playoff Appearances: 5 (2015, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2022)
Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe is the newest member of the league, joining during the 2015 season. We think he’s still based in Illinois, but nobody is entirely sure. At least he pays every year?
Joe made some noise early with back-to-back semifinal appearances in his first two years (including a heartbreaking loss in the 2015 semis), but struggled for a few years after that.
The pandemic seemed to do him well, as in 2021 he made his first playoff run to the finals. Sloppy Joe won the title in the most unbelievable fashion possible - check the 2021 championship page to check it out.
Joe returned to the semis in 2022 just to lose to the rival Ganja Farmers, and is looking to return to glory, wherever he is drafting from, which hopefully has internet.
Joe, where are you?
Fun Franchise Fact: Joe had internet installed at his house in Michigan specifically for the 2020 Draft. It failed, and Joe auto drafted. Joe finished 5-8 that season.
Main Rivalries: HI-Life Ganja Farmers, Boof, The Sneaky Greek
| Season | Games | Wins | Losses | Ties | Winning Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 13 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.539 |
| 2016 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0.692 |
| 2017 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 0.462 |
| 2018 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0.615 |
| 2019 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 0.385 |
| 2020 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 0.385 |
| 2021 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0.714 |
| 2022 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 0.571 |
| 2023 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 |
| All-Time | 120 | 60 | 60 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Season | Division | Division Finish | Regular Season | Playoff Results |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015 | East | T-1st | 7-6 | Won Wild Card Round (at The Toll Booth), 160.5-155.5 Lost Semifinal (at The Kosher Nostra), 225-229 |
| 2016 | East | 3rd | 9-4 | Won Wild Card Round (vs. Q), 157-140.5 Lost Semifinal (at HI-Life Ganja Farmers), 145-158.5 |
| 2017 | East | T-3rd | 6-7 | |
| 2018 | East | 3rd | 8-5 | Lost Wild Card Round (at Commissioner Stalin), 163-163.5 |
| 2019 | East | T-3rd | 5-8 | |
| 2020 | East | T-4th | 5-8 | |
| 2021 | East | 1st | 10-4 | -first round bye- Won Semifinal (vs. HI-Life Ganja Farmers), 166.75-164.25 Won Championship (vs. The Sneaky Greek), 189-189 *** Bench Point Tiebreaker: 68-63.75 |
| 2022 | East | T-3rd | 8-6 | Won Wild Card Round (at Coach Rubs), 225.75-145.5 Lost Semifinal (at HI-Life Ganja Farmers), 180.75-190.5 |
| 2023 | East | 4th | 6-8 | |
| Total | 60-60 5-4 Playoff Record |
1 Championship (2021) |
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