2024 Regular Season - Week 9
WHO HAS PAID
Commissioner Stalin
The Toll Booth
Coach Rubs
The Kosher Nostra
Boof
The Sneaky Greek
WHO HASN’T PAID
Q
Sloppy Joe
HI-Life Ganja Farmers
The Law Firm
PAY YOUR DUES PEASANTS!!
Week 9 Recap
Boof v. Sloppy Joe - In the most obvious outcome of the week, Joe remained in his wheelhouse and scored 166 en route to somehow still winning the game against the quickly descending Boof Wellington squad. The Bears did terrible which contributed to Joe’s usual average score, but Boof really blew it this week with a 130 point outing that saw only 6 starters score double digits. Sloppy Joe is 4-5 and Boof falls to 5-4 in his fourth straight L
Q v. The Toll Booth - Q didn’t set a lineup again. Q lost.
The Law Firm v. The Sneaky Greek - The Nick Bolton Experience is rolling, getting 25 points apiece from King Henry and Garrett Wilson to break the 200 point plateau for the third time in four weeks. The real story here is Zack getting a combined 2.9 points out of both QBs as he only rolled out one actual starter, which is usually not the way to do it. The Law Firm advances to 6-3 and is still hoarding QBs, while the Greeks fall to 4-5 and can’t even get enough QBs to start. Hell yeah
Coach Rubs v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - Logan started two guys that were injured. Again. Logan lost.
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
The Kosher Nostra v. Commissioner Stalin - A big rivalry game here saw the Kosher Nostra drop 200 on the Soviets to even up the season series at one apiece and solidify a two game lead over Commissioner Stalin. JSN put up 34 and De’Vone Achane added 28 of his own to give the cheese the victory, while a really solid 8 points from Jared Goff spelled doom for Stalin in a tough loss. Mike is now 7-2 and Stalin sits at 5-4
Bold Play of the Week presented by Markal Lumber Crayon
Nobody gets it this week since we have teams not setting lineups again ffs
Scoop of the Week presented by Tostitos Scoops
The Greeks get the scoop award for week 9 for picking up and starting QB Malik Willis, who didn’t actually start IRL. That’s what we like to see
YOU BLEW IT Player of the Week presented by Adam Sandler
Q and Logan easily get this one for not setting lineups again. Sick
.Week 10 preview
Commissioner Stalin v. Sloppy Joe - A 50 burger from Ja’Marr Chase on TNF should, in theory, lock this up for the Soviets since that’ll likely be 1/3 of Joe’s final score anyway, but who knows. Joe actually set a lineup so that helps
Boof v. Coach Rubs - Coach Rubs set a lineup this week! Wait, no he didn’t Brian Robinson is still out. Sick
The Sneaky Greek v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - With both Djavan and Zack battling to keep up in the playoff race in a super weak East Division (again), this game is huge. Zack actually has 2 starting QBs this week, so watch out everyone
Q v. The Kosher Nostra - Q set a lineup! Mike has been on a tear so he’ll probably still lose, but we’ll take all that we can get from our poverty franchises
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
The Toll Booth v. The Law Firm - Two teams that are sure to be in the playoffs face off here with Nikki and Any, and the Toll Booth is projected to get the dub and yet another 200 point score. She got 33 out of Joe Burrow on TNF but also 1 point from Diontae Johnson, but the Law Firm finally gets CMC back after not playing a single snap as the first overall CSFFL pick of 2024. Hell yeah