2024 Regular Season - Week 6
WHO HAS PAID
Commissioner Stalin
The Toll Booth
Coach Rubs
The Kosher Nostra
Boof
The Sneaky Greek
WHO HASN’T PAID
Q
Sloppy Joe
HI-Life Ganja Farmers
The Law Firm
PAY YOUR DUES PEASANTS!!
Week 6 Recap
Sloppy Joe v. The Kosher Nostra - Team Wisconsin came out firing this week in the battle of the upper midwest, dropping 200 points on Sloppy Joe behind 40 combined points from his DBs and special teams. Joe didn’t set a lineup. Unreal. Mike is now 4-2 and Joe is 3-3
The Sneaky Greek v. Q - Somehow he’s still doing it. Zack, despite intentionally drafting no QBs in a 2QB league, got his 3rd win of the season this week behind Aiden O’Connell and Justin Fields, who both started for some reason. AJ Brown and George Kittle also had big games to help the Greeks put up a solid 180 points to get the dub over a pretty terrible Raiders team down in LA. Q didn’t set lineups. Come on man. Zack is 3-3 while Q is 1-5
HI-Life Ganja Farmers v. The Law Firm - After one of the slowest starts to the year across the league, the Law Firm has picked it up in recent weeks and solidified their place in the playoff race with a massive 226 point outing here against the Ganja Farmers. The expected games from Derrick Henry and Garrett Wilson led the charge, but the real difference maker here was the 22 points Any got from Alec Pierce, whom he started for some unknown reason. The Ganja Farmers put up respectable numbers of their own with a 180 point scoreline behind Jordan Love, Bijan, and Scary Terry, but it wasn’t enough to overturn the verdict. Djavan falls to 1-5 and firmly in trophy shipping territory while the Law Firm is now on a 3-game win streak and has rightened the ship at 3-3
Coach Rubs v. Commissioner Stalin - A big showing by the Soviets led them to another victory over Coach Rubs, bringing the all time series to 16-6 in favor of Stalin and his comrades. Joe Mixon and both QBs dropped 20+ points apiece as the Soviets put up 200 points for the third week in a row to get back on track after some ugly losses to start the year. Coach Rubs set a really impressive record this week, getting a combine -0.1 (yes you read that correctly) from both RBs. Travis Etienne got hurt and Brian Robinson, 6th round talent, straight up didn’t play as Logan doesn’t set a lineup yet again. Coach Rubs is 2-4 while Stalin moves to 3-3
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
Boof v. The Toll Booth - Sick Brock. Made this the GOTW since we have our two division leaders and top teams, and Boof rolls out Trey Sermon. Unbelievable. As expected, Brock put up next to nothing as 130 points won’t win you anything in this league. The result? A fat L to the Toll Booth, who didn’t have a good week but still scored 180 like a real team. Dak Prescott had 3 points, Brock. Three. What are you doing? Both squads are now 5-1 and still atop their respective divisions
Bold Play of the Week presented by Markal Lumber Crayon
The Week 6 Bold Play Award goes to Zack, who started the most absurd 2 QBs possible and still won
Scoop of the Week presented by Tostitos Scoops
In tandem with the Bold Play Award, Zack scooped Aiden O’Connell this week off the wire. He’s terrible, but he actually played, and that’s all Zack could ask for
YOU BLEW IT Player of the Week presented by Adam Sandler
Easy choice here with Joe and Q not setting lineups. Clowns
.Week 7 preview
Commissioner Stalin v. Boof - The Soviets are on a roll, but Boof is one of the top teams in the league this season. Can Stalin pull it off, or will he be sucked into the Boof?
The Law Firm v. Coach Rubs - Logan’s team is so bad man
The Toll Booth v. The Sneaky Greek - Who is Zack?
The Kosher Nostra v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - Is Djavan headed for trophy shipping this year??
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
Q v. Sloppy Joe - Will either of these teams set a lineup!?